There's absolutely no question why this team has never won a fucking Stanley cup since the fucking Superbowl was first played, all of my players all wine and complain, I get kicked off the team for their actions, Matthews didn't even know what he was sick with and William is getting paid 13 million to stare at a puck for fuck sakes, marner is too much of a pussy he's scared he is going to get injured and I just stand there on the bench looking like a dumb fuck as always, I don't even know why i started coaching in the first place fuck this i'm done taking questions